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‘The Onion’ predicts inevitable Gay Marriage Oscar-Bait…

http://www.theonion.com/article/scalia-thomas-roberts-alito-suddenly-realize-they–32972

The Onion nails it yet again. A brief excerpt:

Oh, God, the major social ramifications, the political intrigue, all the important people involved in the case—I’m going to be played by some sinister character actor in a drama with tons of award buzz, aren’t I?” said Scalia, joining his fellow dissenting justices in realizing they would be antagonists in a film potentially titled Defense Of Marriage and probably written by Tony Kushner. “I’m going to be portrayed as a closed-minded Neanderthal and the very symbol of backward thinking. And at the end of the movie, when my character realizes he’s on the wrong side of history, the audience will feel emotionally fulfilled because the hero attorney, probably played by George fucking Clooney, will have won. Great.”

us supreme court gay marriage dissenters

Goooooood, let the hate flow through you!

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